Not the book by James Joyce, but Ulysses is the Latin name
for Odysseus, the King of Ithaca, a small Ionian island near Kefalonia. His claim to fame is the length of time (10
years) it took him to return home to Ithaca
after the 10 year Trojan War. Hence the
poem “Odyssey.”
Because Odysseus is taking such a long time to return home,
his wife Penelope is having trouble fending off potential suitors.
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| Odysseus & Calypso Source: |
Why is it taking her husband so long to return? Well, seven years were spent in captivity on
the island of Ogygia , where Calypso keeps making
advances on him, which he gallantly refuses (wow – a man spurning advances from
a woman???). Eventually Calypso lets him
go, after the God Hermes instructs here that “Enough is enough.” She helps him build a raft, gives him food,
water and clothing and off he goes. But
the God Poseidon doesn’t like this, thus wrecks the raft. Odysseus swims to shore and finds himself on
the island of Scherie , home of the Phaeacians.
Here he recounts his story of the Trojan War to them.
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| Odysseus on Scherie Source: |
The Phaeacians
are skilled mariners and return Odysseus safely to Ithaca in the dead of night. Instead of returning straight to Penelope, he
disguises himself as a beggar (remember she’s got all these suitors bothering
her?). He arrives at the palace where a servant cleans him up, but this servant
recognises Odysseus because of a huge hunting scar on him. He swears the servant to secrecy.
The next day,
there is an archery competition (arranged by the Goddess Athena) for the Suitors
to partake in for Penelope’s hand.
Odysseus also takes part. The bow
used is Odysseus’s original bow and therefore obviously he performs the best
(stringing it and shooting the arrow through a dozen axe heads). Once he’s won this, he turns the bow on the
Suitors and kills them all, plus hangs 12 household maids who had betrayed
Penelope, had sex with the Suitors or both.
Other people in Ithaca who dared to
betray Odysseus are also slain and Ithaca
is returned to its rightful rulers once more.
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Lesson? If your other half goes missing for 10 years or more, there's probably a damn good explanation for it, so give him/her a chance.


